A Boy Named ‘I’ll Sue’. Part 2

Regular readers of The Ornery Reports know that we have not heeded our own advice. We have picked on the FBI, Afghanistan’s Taliban, former Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic, Democratic Representative Gary Condit, George W. Bush, the New Zealand government, dairy conglomerates, and numerous others. Our problems thus far have been varied. The FBI, we have heard, wanted to act but lost the paperwork. The Taliban BANned the internet before they found out about us, Milosevic and Condit already have problems with their reputations, George Bush reportedly has no idea where New Zealand is, the New Zealand government’s male representatives would supposedly be too embarassed to appear in court lest we show up in the company of a female lawyer with breasts and legs, and we do not know what the problem may be with the dairy groups.

We are not discouraged despite the fact that all around us we hear of people who have done stupid things and decided to sue for their own stupidity. With our luck we will probably now be sued by somebody who did something stupid and could not find anyone else to sue, that or we will hear from a guy named Jake who takes bets in the men’s room of a sports arena. In either case, we ask that they wait. We are still seeking our own potential target to sue or who will sue us. Presently, we can safely say that you would be wasting your time.

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